Why is a Raven Like a Writing Desk?


"If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there."

~Lewis Carroll

Queen's Never Make Bargains.   

Ask the Mock Turtle

I was hungry so I bought some animal crackers at Target.

  • Cashier guy: ok that will be 1.39
  • Me: uh can I get a bag too please?
  • Cashier guy: *gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
  • Me: thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
  • Cashier guy: what just be like "YEH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
  • Cashier guy (as I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL

Source: kelfie

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